You might recalla recent postfromDale “Yellow Soul” NorthregardingKillzone 2(see footage above), one game in a series that has been lauded as Sony’s answer for everything fromHaloto global warming. Of course, in the end it’s just a game, and honestly, it doesn’t even look as pretty as Epic’sGears of War; a title that has been available for the Xbox 360 since man first stepped from the primordial ooze, realized how much work creating fire would be, and instead decided to call a fourteen year old a fn*er over Xbox LIVE.While I’m sure it will assume its place as yet another FPS on a console whose entire library consists ofa single FPS, I’m still waiting for the gimmick. Perhaps in this one, we get to ride around on the back of antortoiseAdvance-Grade Mechanized Tuatara, or maybe we’ll have an additional button allowing us to e-mail the corpse of Stanley Kubrick screenshots from the game emblazoned with the heavily-drop-shadowed caption “Anti-War Sentiments Are For Naught In A Society Forged From Rampant Manifest Destiny! Bitch!”If they add that last one, I’m suing …
You might recalla recent postfromDale “Yellow Soul” NorthregardingKillzone 2(see footage above), one game in a series that has been lauded as Sony’s answer for everything fromHaloto global warming. Of course, in the end it’s just a game, and honestly, it doesn’t even look as pretty as Epic’sGears of War; a title that has been available for the Xbox 360 since man first stepped from the primordial ooze, realized how much work creating fire would be, and instead decided to call a fourteen year old a fn*er over Xbox LIVE.
While I’m sure it will assume its place as yet another FPS on a console whose entire library consists ofa single FPS, I’m still waiting for the gimmick. Perhaps in this one, we get to ride around on the back of antortoiseAdvance-Grade Mechanized Tuatara, or maybe we’ll have an additional button allowing us to e-mail the corpse of Stanley Kubrick screenshots from the game emblazoned with the heavily-drop-shadowed caption “Anti-War Sentiments Are For Naught In A Society Forged From Rampant Manifest Destiny! Bitch!”
If they add that last one, I’m suing …
