Just before E3, Ithrew a temper tantrumconcerning the lack ofDynasty WarriorsChibis in my life, and threatened to punch someone at the Koei booth and then take everything. Since my punching threatstend to come true, Koei took me seriously. Way seriously.
As you can see, I now have in my clammy hands the first volume ofDynasty WarriorsChibis, and they are absolutely amazing. Easily the best swag I’ve ever had. Looking at them, I’m thinking that aDynasty Warriorsgame should actually be based on these things. I really want to take control of a big-headed, atrophied little Zhang He of cuteness. It would be the greatest game ever developed.
So, this E3 was a rousing success. Maybe next year I can swindle Koei out of Volume 2!
