Those of you fortunate enough to be on the coast farthest from me (that would be, the East coast) could quite possibly be sitting pretty, already clamoring away atMississippi Queenand lucidly basking in the high-def glow of your personal copy ofRock Band.
But that’s not what this contest is about, is it? Of course you could go ‘sell-out’ by buyingRock Bandon your own, parting ways with theBenjamin Franklintwins and feeling comfortable that you’ve abandoned your competitive soul at the nearest Best Buy. On the other hand, you could put a lasting effort into submitting a song entry by11:59 PM tomorrowand have a sporting chance at dignity (and a free set of virtual rocking peripherals to boot!) And because I’m feeling extra generous tonight I’m going to toss in a complimentary, one of a kindDestructoid armbandin to the prize basket. Huzzah!
As I wait patiently with my sound levels pumped, dreamily gazing at my inbox for the final few entries, here are a few more entries to set your song standards too. At the front we have yet another Destructoid cover song by Dan O’Neill, this time slapped together with a cheeky 8-bit grin. Robust in sprite-like flavor, Dan’s music video even cameo’s the original song writer GameJew. Fancy!
Hit the jump for a few more of today’s musical meat-chunks, and dont’ forget to send your songs to[email protected]!
With a musical overtone that grinds like sand between your teeth, errand’s song titled “Just a box of robot sandwhiches” hangs heavy with percussion and mashed-in sound bytes:
electro lemon, you ain’t hittin’ in New YorkWhat?So what you gon’ do about that, lemon?I’m gon’ turn this mutha out.
Destructoid, he is…
Strong like a lion, no denyin’I’m in effect and you suckas are tryin’to get with me, you may’t hangDoin’ it like this, I’m in with a robotic lazer bangGoin’ boom like thunda, and you wonder,How in the world can the Dtoider be underneath me?He’s gonna beat me, say yes to the master and I will teach thee
(chorus)Turn this mutha dtoid outTurn this mutha dtoid outTurn this mutha dtoid outTurn this mutha dtoid out
destructoid, tell ’em how you came up babeeee!
I was a student, now I’m the teacher,I was a member, now I’m the preacher,I was a worker, and you were the boss,Now I’m gettin’ paid and you’re takin’ the lossOnce says stop, the other says fleeNo, don’t perpetrate destructoid is the featureStep off, you punk, no fear, I’m destructoid and I came here to…
(chorus)
I’m improvin’, better start schoolinHeaded to the top where I’ll be rulin’On top, of hip-hop, I’m in effect and you’re notYour news aren’t cool, your other game podcast shows are weakDuel with the destructoid and meet defeatEvery night, every week,I’m comin’ correct, you don’t want none of me.
(chorus)I keep hearin’ what you sayin’“Yo destructoid, we knowin’ the planet on the wayin'”I don’t care where you from,I make most look silly, and others look dumbYeah suckas, you should, run,I am, def on the stage, pumpin’ at the clubdestructoid is an eagle, and all you sites a dove
(chorus)I’m from Robotville, destructoid straight downTakin all comers, whoever want to get someI’m original, you’re digitalYou want somethin’ to say, you’re news is pitifulDon’t worry, I’m in tactWhatever I say, the dtoiders will backTwice as strong, It’s goin’ onand I willll…
