Hey Destructards, the new episode of The Destructoid Show is here to rock the ass off your Monday blues.

In this episode, we discuss the latest news about the 3DS, specifically it’ssucktronic battery life, and how Nintendo’s beensecretly working on 3Dfor like a decade now. We also talk aboutGearbox’s postponementofAliens: Colonial Marines,big bushy beardsinElder Scrolls V: Skyrim, and howBayonetta’screator isterrified of women.

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We’re also holdinga contest to give away gigantic beanbag chairs, and you’re a nitwit if you don’t want one because they’re magical.

While you guys are on the internet, it would be awesome if you went onto iTunes andgave our show some ratings and comments.

3DS games for sale

Spoiler Alert:Tara got another stupid travel mug. Watch the show to see what color it is.

[UPDATE]As you can seehere, the news aboutAliens: Colonial Marineswas inaccurate. Randy Pitchford, the head of Gearbox, denied making any statement regarding its release schedule. (Ah, nuts. Looks like I made all thoseAliensreferences for nothin’.)

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Nintendo Switch StreetPass

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3DS and Wii U

The Netflix Wii U app

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