Comments of the Week is a feature where we scour the front page, community blogs and forums picking out comments. The ones that make you think, the ones that make you laugh and the ones that make you cry (but also laugh), and consolidate them into an entertaining package for the viewing pleasure of you, the Destructoid community.
Mark your calenders! Comments of the Week will be coming at you every Sunday at 12:30 CST, ensuring you follow your Sunday morning rituals with a healthy dose of comment recap goodness, just bursting full of electrolytes and friendly bacteria!
WUT?Qu’est-ce que c’est?
FromDust 514 to demand ‘cover charge’ from PS3 players
Because then you’ll know exactly how much you need to pay to get the game, and where’s the fun in that?
FromDestructoid Community Soundtrack (07/?? Completed)!
If you don’t know who AlphaDeus is, or what he is doing, I recommend clicking on the link above the comment and rectifying that.
FromLet’s be muddy buddies
More weird British people? Ugh.
FromDepression thread, what takes you out of the dumps and what’s been bugging you?
I feel for djnealb, because I bet he’ll be finding it hard to give comics up, but I doubt he’ll be getting much sympathy because he’s not trying to give up cigarettes or crack.
FromCrytek: PS Vita might launch too late to succeed
ProTip: For wisdom and cutting through the crap, bet on the guy with the “TaleSpin” avatar.
FromDark Souls screens coax sperm out of my jolly erection
Will Jim’s seminal discharge hold the key to the “Dark Souls” within the game? You will have to check Jim’s carpet and wait until the game is released in October to find out!
FromSuper Mario Bros: Run finishes with only 600 points
If your man jacks off to Super Mario Bros. low score runs…
FromMark Rein: PC has ‘shot by’ consoles
All jokes aside, losing a wiener affects dozens of curious and clumsy men operating around heavy machinery every day. Please give to a local cause that supports these brave wienerless and their plight. Thank you.
FromSeriously, we need to be making a bigger deal of this
Not only could youlose your wiener, but you’ll be voiding the warranty on your octocannon. I do not recommend your suggestion.
FromComputer learns English so it can play Civilization
32BitSin wins a throat punching! Congratulations?
FromAnother new intern saying “What Up Players?” – Marc Paris
You can trust Handy, he’s a qualified doctor!Well, that’s what he told me anyway…
Get it? It’s funny because blind people.
FromWhat is your “shooting” song
Yes this comment is over a week old. So shoot me.To the Sesame Street theme tune.
FromAnimated GIFs thread
I’m pretty sure it’s Dustin Hoffman. Such a versatile actor! Did you know he played Hook in “Hook”? True story!
FromDtoid vet, forum noob
Seriously, what is that Hatman’s problem?
FromSteam gets Breath of Death VII, Cthulu Savs The World
Feel like other people are enjoying games that you don’t? Want to do something about it? Don’t worry guys, the internet’s got your back.
FromZelda producer wants to make something that’s not Zelda
Aonuma:Miyamoto-san, I have a great idea for a new IP!
Miyamoto:That’s great! Substitute “new IP” for “new Zelda game” and let’s hear it!
FromReview: Ocarina of Time 3D Official Soundtrack
Please don’t stare too long. I cannot guarantee you could break the hypnotic trance if you did.
FromCliffy B: Wii U haters ‘talk sh*t’ but will buy it anyway
Remember: Haters of Nintendo get 20% off any meal deal purchase at Subway, conditional on submission of an authentic “Haters of Nintendo” membership card.
Also, seriously, if mattrodroid gets any more mattrodroid he will evolve into Mattrodroid Prime. When that happens…may the fates be kind to us.
FromMore L.A. Noire content on the way, ‘game isn’t complete’
So, you’ve playedL.A. Noire‘s hot coffee mod too?
FromNo demo for the Elder Scroll V Skyrim
So you could tempt people sitting on the fence into a purchase, maybe? I think that’s how demos work…
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