FemShep 5 is fierce. I don’t care who knows it and I would shout it from the rooftops if they weren’t locked for anything other than an emergency. Yes yes.
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LOL:Funnier than hitting a watermelon with a hammer.
WUT?More confusing than a pear with teeth.
[Many thanks go toVGFreak1225for his invaluable contributions to this week’s Comments of the Week.]
FromThe Memory Card .100: Where it all began …
Sean:Here’s to Andy’s good news!
VGFreak1225:I was trying to come up with something witty here, but all that came out was, “Baby’s First Boner”. NEVER MIND.
FromWhy the Mass Effect 3 FemShep vote was the wrong move
Sean:It’s ok, we’re in a celebratory mood here, so Welcome to Destructoid Sophie!
FromGamers are getting ludicrous
VGFreak1225:I can totally agree with this. I have Asperger’s, and I frequently have trouble interacting for these exact same reasons. While I may have found a place here at Destructoid where I’ve become comfortable and know how to act, I’ve made plenty of mistakes on the internet in the past.
FromJournalizm!!
VGFreak1225:Seriously, this whole Elsa thing got out of hand. She didn’t insult eSports players, she didn’t even say that not being a sport was an inherently bad thing. Can’t we just, for once, debate these kinds of things in a civil manner without feeling like we need to put up a dozen flameshields?
Sean:I’m just going to point at the Sophie Prell comments, then I’m going to point at theNormal Person + Anonymity + Audience = Total F*ckwadtheory, then I’m going to nod sagely.
FromVenting anger
Sean:Anal Beads is possibly the worst name for a breakfast cereal ever.
FromAss Creed Revelations multiplayer beta a PS3 exclusive
VGFreak1225:SUNDAY SUNDAYSUNDAY!
SOFIK AND MATTRODROID TEAM UP AGAINST NEWCOMER JIMMYX IN THE SMACKDOWN OF THE MILLENNIUM! JIMMY’S PROVEN HE CAN TAKE WHAT’S BEEN THROWN AT HIM IN THE PAST, BUT IF HE CAN SURVIVE THIS CATASTROPHE, CAN HE WITHSTAND THE DARK TWISTED STRENGTH OF ANTI-SOFIK AND MATTRODROID PRIME???
I’m doing it wrong, aren’t I?
Sean:I have stumbled into insanity and can’t unstumble out.
From:eSports defenders: The reason why eSports can’t be sports
VGFreak1225:You know, if eSports players got angry because Elsa said it wasn’t a real sport…
There’s a reason they’re called “soccer hooligans”.
Sean:I already have an unlimited pool of radiant energy. I recommend it. I’ve made massive savings on my electricity and gas bills.
From:Blitz shuts down 1UP, prepping for IndieCity launch
VGFreak1225:Because talking about something you’re not familiar with is immediate grounds for termination.
Sean:I wrote about this guy two years ago!Good to see he’s still keeping it classy.
Here’s a picture of FemShep 5 to finish off. See you next week!
