I told them not to toy with nature. Now look what they have done.
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[Many thanks toLawofThermalDynamicsfor contributing to this week’s comments]
Sean:FromDtoid Cupid: I want to date Alyssa Bereznak thread
Sean:I would like to go out with her because I have money and a nice car and I think she would respond well to those kind of personality traits.
Oh wait, she used to have a jobwriting on the internet?Pass. No geek girls please thanks.
Law:Sean, I’d gladly give Alyssa a date, but she better not be a woman cause that’s a deal breaker.
Law:FromPAX: Eyes on with a bigger, better Assassin’s Creed
Law:Regardless of how you feel about yearly releases, one thing we can all agree on is that cheap games are usually a good thing.
Sean:I agree. Though my bank manager doesn’t see it that way when I attempt to explain to him where all my money went.
Law:FromGamestop sorry for Deus Ex: HR removal, still doing it
Law:One day we’ll have a unified system where all video game companies will work hand in hand with each other to provide a universal system of video game co-distribution and co-development…Until then I guess we’re stuck with Capitalism : (
Sean:Woah woah woah, “unified”? “universal”? Isn’t that the same kind of thinking that went into building Skynet inThe Terminator? Look what happened to that idea.
Law:FromTwo Tetris games exemplify the problem with 3DS gaming
Law:Once I locked myself away in a room. Bottle of cola, music, and a marathon game of Tetris. That’s how you get things done son.
Law:FromSkyrim will fit on one Xbox 360 disc so you’re able to relax now
Law:Yeah okay, superior power, only needs one disc, console wars, blah blah blah, the bottom line is that getting up and switching disc is a litmus test to separate lazy gamers and the simply apathetic.
Sean:Back in the day I hadIndiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantison the Amiga. It came on11discs. You had to swap themconstantly. We will never see those days again.
Sean:Wait, wasn’tGears of War 3cancelled?
Law:FromThis is what vandalism looks like at PAX
Law:I wish played more Metal Gear so that I can make a joke about that, but the comment is already funny in its own right. On a related note, I was at PAX over the weekend and I’m kicking myself for not taking a dump on this toilet…Oh yes, you better believe there would have been pictures.
Sean:FromYou Laugh, You Lose
SeanIn Hader’s defence, both pictures were in the “Wrinkly Things” folder.
Law:…What? You expect anything else?
Sean:FromDriver San Francisco dev defends ‘always on’ DRM
Sean:I can hardly believe these rates! I must be crazy for giving these kind of rates away!
Remember that Ubisoft is from France, home of liberty, equality and fraternity. Bitter irony is bitter.
Law:FromCall of Duty Elite Premium gets priced at $49.99 a year
Law:Or you’ll what? Burn the internet down? I’ll have you know that Sean’s a volunteer fireman so I’d like to see you try!
Sean:FromQuick hands-on with Modern Warfare 3’s multiplayer
Sean:One time, a moal came right at me, and I had to kill it with a nife.
Law:I saw that. The moal was liek “Here I am!” and you were like “No way!” and then you stabbed it. Crazy stuff man.
Law:FromEA: Call of Duty’s going to get some ‘real competition’
Law:I literally put this in the “Wut?” section because he sounds so sure of which game will be better yet doesn’t specify. Tell me oh clairvoyant one for I must have missed the memo.[Note: This entry isn’t necessarily bad by any means, it just simply made me say “What?” when reading through it.]
Sean:I can see what Law is saying but I’m going to have to agree with General Zod and say I am totally psyched now thanks to EA’s constant coverage of the upcomingThe Sims 3: Pets.
Sean:FromNamco and Tecmo’s new PS3 game might be One Piece Musou
Sean:Today’s top story: Man has skin-tearing erection, still not sure if he had an erection at all.
Law:FromEA tweaks Origin EULA, makes it sound less like spyware
Law:………………What?
Sean:I for one welcome the added intrusion and hope we have our privacy further invaded. For instance, I can only pee if someone is standing next to me.
Law:FromRedhead FemShep winning Mass Effect 3 box art vote
Law:I don’t think that’s a statement one should make so easily and assuredly. I for one find it sexy to have the universe saved by a woman…er…was that not politically correct enough for anyone?
Sean:Well, Law, since you didn’t append the sentence with “…as long as they also found time to make me a sandwich.” I think you’ll get away with it.
