I’m informing you thatChuck E. Cheese’s Party Games!is being developed by UFO Interactive Games for a few reasons: 1) I like titles that encourage me to yell, 2) I wanted to reuse Conrad’sincredible photo, and 3) nothing has ever been so deserving of our coveted 4:00 AM time slot in the history of mankind.

Yes, folks — this is really happening. What’s more, the words “party games” will almost certainly be conveniently placed on the game’s box in loud, obnoxious font meaningChuck E. Cheese’s Party Games!will be a commercial success. This is the world we live in.

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In case you hadn’t guessed already, this is bound for a release on Wii and DS. The press release kindly informs us that we’ll get to “play with the King of Cool himself.” You heard it here first, guys: Steve McQueen is now confirmed forChuck E. Cheese’s Party Games!.

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