Check it out playas! You be ballin with 10k Mario

Please tell me no one really buys things like this.

Please.

Spied oneBay(and, may I note, being sold in Florida, THE STATE THAT I CURRENTLY RESIDE IN), this Mario pendant is made of 10K yellow gold and colored diamonds. It can be yours for a cool $6,999, although according to the seller it’s worth $11,857. It’s also listed as a men’s pendant, so ladies, don’t be thinking you can sport this: this is for a real man.

I think Joseph Conrad’s Kurtz said it best, so I’ll simply borrow his memorable last words: “The horror. The horror.”