Jennifer Willis, ofSplatterhousefame, appears as a second Centerfold in this month’s December issue of Playboy magazine. It’s on shelves now, so get your tissues and lotion at the store when you pick this up.

Before you unzip your pants you should read Jennifer’s Playmate Data Sheet. You’ll get more out of it anyway as this centerfold is of the non-nude variety. She says that she’s into “geeks in glasses,” which is like 65 percent of us. She likes intelligence and a sense of humor, too. She’s a photography nerd, so her and I might get along.

Article image

I love that her data sheet has a picture of her “back in the day” — a retro screenshot.

Destiny 2 Solstice 2025 armor

Hell is Us gameplay reveal

Black Ops 6 Season 5 Multiplayer Ransack Mode

Tekken Tag Tournament 2: a black and white Jin and Heihachi stand back-to-back.

PEAK Bing Bong plushie

Silent Hill f: a woman’s face covered in blossoming but deadly looking flowers.

Mei NERF gun in OW2

Battlefield 6 vehicles combat

Battlefield 6 aiming RPG at a helicopter