Are you sick of me repeatedly expressing an unquenchable desire to playCastlevania: Harmony of Despair? Keep scrolling. Nothing to see here.

Are they gone? Good. Because, I just have to say, I want this more than I want to experience the awkward discomfort of meeting Scarlet Johannsson. I want it more than I want to slap Ernest Borgnine. Nothing against Borgnine, whom I’ve always found to be a delight. I just think it would be exceedingly funny and one of those stories which would make me the hit at parties I don’t belong in.

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ButCastlevaniatrumps discomfort and desire for social acceptability. These screenshots show the second chapter of the game which is based aroundDawn of Sorrow.Harmony of Despairarrives on Xbox Live Arcade on Tuesday. My goal is to try and keep from immolating spontaneously from anticipation until that time.

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