As possibly the most non-news item you will read all day, Captain Obvious feels the need to call outNext-Genon reporting on something that seems like the silliest thing this side of a new console without HD-capable graphics. rimshot crickets

Now usually, we love Next Gen for their fair and balanced, hard-news approach, but when the ol’ Cap’n sees stuff like “MotorstormSeals Top Spot in Europe” and then reads the story to find out they actually mean the PlayStation 3-only sales list, then the Captain gets angry.

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Duh! Of course it’s on top of the list. Why is that news? It’s pretty much the only other exclusive title on the damn system. Sweet Jesus people, is video game news that slow nowadays?

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