I’m not saying thatResident Evilmade for a bad movie, but I cannot physically bring myself to finish the first one. Something happens inside me where I start to feel legitimately unwell and I have to switch it off. I usually get as far as the guy saying “you’ll have to work for your meal” to a group of zombies, and I start convulsing. Apparently, the sequels areworse.

Do we blame Paul W.S Anderson for such an awful film franchise? No, he’s from Hollywood, he doesn’t know any better. We need to blame his enabler, and according to Anderson, it goesright back to Capcom:

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