So,Super Meat Boyis having a tough time gettinga publisher for the Wii, butTowel Slappin’ Pro Jumperalready has a DSiWare publisher for the United States? Seriously?

As weird as that is, I can’t really complain. I’ve had my eye on this game ever sinceDale first told us about ita few months ago, and now that I’ve seen the video above, I’m even more excited. I love everything about it; the creepy little protagonist and his towel snapping ways, the excellent sprite animation, the action-platforming gameplay, and perhaps most of all, theHitlerMichael Jordan mustache. The fact that the game is actually a spin-off of theGuilty Gearseries is just the icing on the cake.

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There is nothing that could keep me buying this game when it hits DSiWare sometime next year.

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