See what I did there? It’s funny because there’s a ship, and it’s a banana. And “boat-load” means “a lot.” It’s also funny because it happens to be the name of aPolish vocal group, as well a brand ofsunscreen. I was going to throw in a picture of hot Banana Boat girls until I realized that I was actually thinking aboutHawaiian Tropics. But I digress … it was Nick’s joke anyway.

Moving on,DK Jungle Climbers, due out in September for the DS, is the spiritual successor of the GBA’sDK: King of Swing. Unfortunately, I might like the older game’sart stylea little more. For some reason, I’m overwhelmingly ambivalent about the new batch of screens in the gallery. They’re just not crisp, which is a shame because we all know what theDS is capable of.

Destiny 2 Solstice 2025 armor

On the other hand, the gameplay looks fun, frenetic, and addictive. Judging by these shots, it seems like that obnoxious piece of hardware between the two screens won’t obscure the dual-screen action too much.

So guys, does a game involving Banana Aliens crash landing intoDonkey Kong’sjungle (in what appears to be the most phallic of ships) pique your interest? Or do you wish that Rare would get it’s act together and make anotherDKplatformer, harkening back to the 16-bit days of yore (andDonkey Kong Country)?

Hell is Us gameplay reveal

Oh, and if your insatiable thirst for all things primate isn’t satiated, head over to Poetic Justice’s blog for some newDonkey Kong Jetfootage.

Black Ops 6 Season 5 Multiplayer Ransack Mode

Tekken Tag Tournament 2: a black and white Jin and Heihachi stand back-to-back.

PEAK Bing Bong plushie

Silent Hill f: a woman’s face covered in blossoming but deadly looking flowers.

Mei NERF gun in OW2

Battlefield 6 vehicles combat

Battlefield 6 aiming RPG at a helicopter

BO7 key art