When I played throughPortalI found the turrets were easily my favorite characters in the game. Valve gave them a fantastic amount of personality and in spite of how incredibly creepy it was to hear them asking after me I almost felt bad killing them. Almost.Now that this video shows me the daily ins and outs of a turret’s life I’m starting to feel those twinges of guilt again. These guys are just like me (although with less feathers and no modular bedding); working day in and day out, trading questionably witty quips, and dealing with that mouthy jerk everyone hates. And I just rolled through and wrecked their life.This is probably the funniestPortalparody I’ve seen yet. Commence painfully unfunny repetitive quoting in 3, 2, 1….
When I played throughPortalI found the turrets were easily my favorite characters in the game. Valve gave them a fantastic amount of personality and in spite of how incredibly creepy it was to hear them asking after me I almost felt bad killing them. Almost.
Now that this video shows me the daily ins and outs of a turret’s life I’m starting to feel those twinges of guilt again. These guys are just like me (although with less feathers and no modular bedding); working day in and day out, trading questionably witty quips, and dealing with that mouthy jerk everyone hates. And I just rolled through and wrecked their life.
This is probably the funniestPortalparody I’ve seen yet. Commence painfully unfunny repetitive quoting in 3, 2, 1….
