Dynasty Warriors Onlineis something that we should have been playing five years ago. Japan has enjoyed an online version ofDynasty Warriorsfor many years on PC, but now that Koei is bringing it to the PS3, there’s a decent chance we might get a sniff of it in the West. I bloody hope so, as itaims to bring24-player battling to the table! Dynasty Warriors Onlineis hitting Japan on February 18, and it will offer a premium box with a soundtrack CD and poster....

There’s a big trend for computer games to have cloud processing. The action of having everything done server side is really interesting for people who own crappy rigs. Unfortunately, what makes waves are services that have an all-or-nothing approach, like OnLive. Trion World Network, Inc. has a different approach to this upcoming technology, especially with their gameHeroes of Telara. Instead of having everything done serverside, all the content and updates are done on the servers, whereas graphics and audio are done clientside....

In an interview I had yesterday withTetriscreator, Alexey Pajitnov, and CEO of The Tetris Company, Henk Rogers, a veritable plethora of interesting information came out. Sure, the typical can be expected, but what was most interesting is the potential future of the game. Rogers and Pajitnov actually have some pretty impressive ideas, most interestinglyTetris’ future as the first virtual sport. That’s right, a virtual sport. Of course, anybody who has playedTetrisat a high enough level will know thatTetrisisn’t exactly the most exciting....

It’s the mid-90s everyone! Laser tag is back, baby. Ubisoft has just announced what is basically laser tag at home, but they’re calling itBattle Tag. They’re saying it’s a videogame you play away from the screen, with the content going up over the Internet via your PC. I’m really trying to pull out more than laser tag with stats from this because Ubi is going on about it, but I’ve got nothing....

Better watch out for those foreboding clouds! Here is the CGI trailer forFable: The Journey, which looks much more appealing than the on-rails Kinect experience the game ultimately appears to be. I’m sure some of you will care enough aboutFableto want this game, right? Fans like you exist, don’t they?

It may not have Kirbymade out of string, butKirby Wiilooks fantastic regardless. Co-op seems to be a given for Nintendo properties on the Wii; naturally, this game allows up to four players to fight some familiar faces. (Seriously, how many times have we kicked the tree’s ass?) One lucky player gets to control Meta Knight, which should be fuel for off-screen fisticuffs when mere dibs aren’t enough. There are also Super Abilities to look forward to, like the giant sword shown in the footage above....

Now you can shoot live people’s ugly mugs during multiplayer dogfights. Boom. Did anyone else groan when Nintendo dropped the “Do a barrel roll!” line during the conference? Wow, are they a few years behind on that! That ship has sailed.

Brain Questis a game for the chilluns. It’s based on theBrain Quest card deck, and it’s basicallyBrain Agefor grade schoolers. Each game will feature over 6,000 questions in subjects like English, history, math, science and geography.Brain Questwill have a little story mode to it, as well as a multiplayer versus and co-op modes. The game will also feature Sudoku puzzles with 4×4, 6×6 and 9×9 grids and will let players write outside of the grids to help people figure out what should go where....

I know relatively little aboutEVE Onlineand to be honest we don’t cover it that much at Destructoid. However, the game has been around forever, they’re at almost every gaming convention I’ve ever been to and if you go to gaming sites you’ve probably seen and ad for them in the sidebar. From these three facts I’ve deduced that some people might be interested to know thatEVE Online‘s latest expansion “Tyrannis” has beendelayed until May 26....

Time to get your balls out,Katamarifans. No, the ones you make stars out of. In the game. Shame on you. The June issue ofOfficial Xbox Magazinehits newsstands May 8th with an exclusive look atBeautiful Katamari, the first installment of the series to hit current-gen consoles. Along with some much-anticipated screenshots, the preview will feature new details on the massive levels you’ll be destroying and a peek at the 4-player (Online!) VS Mode....

Quietly announced at Activision’s “not E3” conference,X-Men Origins: Wolverine— a game based on a movie which is based on a comic book — is still on track for its 2009 release. Activision has released new details on the game, none of which are necessarily surprising, but “new” nonetheless. Surprise, the game will ship alongside theX-Men Origins: Wolverinefeature film, which stars Hugh Jackman and hits theaters in May 2009. Raven Software (Marvel Ultimate Alliance) and Amaze Entertainment (which has worked on a slew of licensed handheld titles) will be handling the development duties across multiple platforms, including Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, PC, Wii, Nintendo DS, PlayStation 2, and PlayStation Portable....

Scribblenautsmaker 5th Cell is departing from the DS to createHybrid, an Xbox LIVE Arcade-bound third-person shooter. A full reveal for the game will be happening next month at GDC 2011, but for the time being, we have some warm-up information. In a post-apocalyptic world, there are two rival factions: the infected Variants, and the immune Paladins. As per the tradition of modern shooters, you’ll be busy unlocking upgrades. The twist is that all online interactions take placeon a “single, unified world server....

This is fourth installment in our self-proclaimed “delightful countdown” toSuper Smash Bros. Brawl‘s release on midnight, March 9th, 2008. In many ways, it’s much like thefourthPlanet of the Apesfilm. It’s up to you to figure out what that means. The first one to do so gets a pair of Wii fingerless gloves. Our focus today will be on the varies glitches and hacks found in theSmash Bros.series. They are ranked based on three criteria: ease to perform, level of game-affecting properties, and general awesomeness....