[Weekend Destructainment is a collection of funny videos brought together from all across the Internet to bring you entertainment on these slow and boring weekends.] What happens when a horrible girl teen drama book/movie series meets an over-hyped first person shooter? G4 wondered that and found out what the results would be, the hard way. And let me tell you, it’s not pretty. After the break, see what you wish would happen with every Wiitard....

Magnetometers, how do they work? Or:Mag-fu*kin’-ometer! Yeah, so I’m not quite sure what a magnetometer is. I Googled it but it’s still not clear to me how it would work in a controller.One NeoGAF readertrolled, “Hopefully they use the magnetometer to attract 3rd parties.” I see what he did there. All of these features and more were found in a filing at the US Patent And Trademark Office for the Wii U tablet controller....

With the release ofJoe Dangeron the PlayStation Network enforced by Matthew Razak’shigh scoring review, it only seems fair that we share in the fun. In our possession are tenEuropeandownload codes to give away and entering is pretty simple. In the race above, Joe sees himself pitted against Team Nasty and all I want you to do is to come up with names for the four members of Joe’s rivals. Now since the American lot have already had there chance this contest isopen to European residentsonly....

Yes, it’s time once again for one of our patented Destructoid Twitter parties! This time, Ignition has approached us directly to offer a bevy ofMuramasa: The Demon Bladeprizes, including a Wii console! The party will hit Twitter onThursdayand will run from3pm to 5pm Central Time. Prizing will be completely random this time, so the idea will be to Tweet and chat aboutMuramasa: The DemonBladeas much as possible and use the#muramasawiihashtag. That’s ALL you need to do in order to be in with a chance....

Hey, it’s me again, back with more free stuff. I know you didn’t see that coming! While I choke down my sarcasm, take a look at this bucket of new swag we have to dish out to you guys: 14 virtual copies of the new WiiWare puzzle gameNeves Plus, as well as some official tees fromAkanai Games. As you may remember, the originalNeveswas based off the popular Japanese gameHanayama’s Lucky Puzzle....

If you’ve just been itching for a new way to simulate the fishing experience on your Wii, XSEED Games has announced that they’ll be bringing PROPE’sFishing Resortto the Wii this holiday season. For those of you who don’t know, PROPE is the studio founded bySoniccreator Yuji Naka. As inclined as I am to just shrug this one off, I’m the slightest bit curious. Fishing Resortdrops you on a island getaway with places to explore and people to talk to, minigames to partake in, and, of course, fishing....

Larry David, the maestro behind such seminal television masterworks asSeinfeldandCurb Your Enthusiasm, has absolutely no interest in portraying the theoretical daily struggles of characters that exist almost entirely within video games and crudely drawn pornography. Thankfully,Overtime Comedy, the Internet’s answer to the tragic death of John Belushi, does. They exist in a world made up of fictional robots, and cute indie girls who secretly wish they could have sex with the fictional robots in a futile bid to prove that they are still relevant in a world they never made....

The developers ofZeno Clashare the kind of people who love giving stuff away, and lucky for them, I think most of us are the type of people who enjoygettingstuff for free. The first bit of downloadable content for the game whose genre cannot be defined using any known language is a set of assets fromZeno Clashfor use inGarry’s Mod. Yep, it won’t be long now until we have some truly hilarious and probably bizarre images popping up, and maybe even some videos down the road....

Virgins and video games, it’s sort of like peanut butter and jelly, really. So, it should come as no shock that the actual company Virgin wants to somehow get more involved with the gaming industry. Just announced for the UK only, Virgin is planning on streaming their radio filth to the PlayStation 3 and Nintendo Wii. Check outthe deets: If there was an award for making a radio station available on as many different platforms as possible, Virgin Radio would win it....

(In honor of the upcomingRally to Restore Sanity/March to Keep Fear AliveI shall deliver all the news this weekend twice: First the sane way, and then the fear way. It’s the weekend, I get to do stuff like this (I hope… please don’t fire me). Sane:Man, Aardman Animation is all about the videogames. Not only has Wallace & Gromit been brought into gaming, but they did those awesomeFlipnote Studio thingsfor Nintendo....

The more details that arise about Eden’s upcomingAlone in the Darksequel, the more amazing it begins to sound. This latest trailer shows off some of thefire-based gameplaythat has been previously discussed. The graphics aren’t as mindblowing as some other games, but it looks pretty damn swanky and there’s still time to make the game look even better. Alone in the Darkis a game that needs some attention, because it has potential to truly revitalize the series and indeed, horror games in general....

So, I’ve been ranting and raving to just about anybody who will listen aboutEnslaved: Odyssey to the Westsince shortly after its release. I found it to be an enthralling experience and can not encourage people enough to give it a run through. Today, I hope I’ll have a little easier time convincing folk to take the plunge. Amazon has placed the title as a Deal of the Day and marked it down as they are wont to do....

That’s it for this AAF. Next week, someone else will be filling in for me. I’ll be back in two weeks with an actual comic series for once.